Live platform checks

How this page works: every check is a real request from your browser to production endpoints, timed as measured — nothing here is a cached claim or a synthetic uptime graph. We don't publish historical uptime percentages yet because we don't have independent monitoring wired up; when third-party monitoring lands, its history will publish here. Orbital compute capacity is modeled and disclosed as such in every API response — see the SLA scoreboard for what's measured vs. modeled.